Notable Moments



Giovanni: The only poor people I want to hear about are the ones attending to my pores at the spa!

Sakei: I have an hour-glass figure, but it's so much smaller! Finding clothes is so hard.
Middy: So you have an egg-timer figure...
Sakei: Yeah! I'm an egg timer...
Giovanni: Turn her over and she only lasts three minutes...

This love... it BURNS!

*BANG!*
Giovanni: AH! I've been stabbed!

Giovanni: Stop touching my woman! ...Stop touching me, woman!

Giovanni: Stop touching my woman...! Stop touching my mother...!

Giovanni: You shot me!
Crystal: You shot me first!

Giovanni: Crystal... I'm sorry for stabbing you...
Crystal: You SHOT me, sir...
Giovanni: I stabbed you after I shot you... I'm sorry for that too!

* Chibi_Sakei-san slaps Madam_Boss around a bit with a large trout

Sakei: Your car smells like fish
Giovanni: YOU smell like fish!

Fingers

Jenelle: Look at it GO

Sakei: 87...

* Sakei_Sakaki CUTS HER WRISTS WITH HER BURNING CIGARETTE

Giovanni: Bonny... Did you read your straw?
* Bonny looks at the straw wrapper and then at Giovanni "Nooo..."
Giovanni: Your straw is upside down.
Bonny: ....It's fine.
Giovanni: BENDY STRAWS MUST BE SET THE RIGHT WAY. It is Rocket code.
Bonny: ...
Giovanni: It clearly states under the bendy straw clause point 10B that all straws must be set up right with bendy side bent towards consumer for proper sucking activities with in the confines of the Team Rocket Lounge, Cafeteria, or grounds.
Bonny: ...We're not IN Team Rocket.. We're in Ihop...
Giovanni: You are in the presence of the boss! You are disgracing the face of Team Rocket!
Bonny: By having my straw upside down.
Giovanni: Yes!
Bonny: Mm. Well then. *sips from the upside down straw*
Giovanni: I should demote you!
Bonny: There's a division lower than 1?

Giovanni: What would have been funny is if she killed one.
Sakei: Hehe
Giovanni: And then fed it to the other.
Sakei: That would have been cool.
Giovanni: Just like I did.
Sakei: ...Who did you feed to me?
Giovanni: Your brothers.
Sakei: No-you-didn't.
Giovanni: O yea? When was the last time you heard from them?
Sakei: Christmas!
Giovanni: I saw you scarf downn that New Year's pâté. You were drunk off egg nog. And vodka.
Sakei: So you fed me PEOPLE.
Giovanni: Maybe just one.
Sakei: O?
Giovanni: He just fell in and the cook kept going.
Sakei: You ate it too!
Giovanni: No, I had the other one. The non-people one.
Sakei: So did I.
Giovanni: You had both! I saw you! That's why I told you not to mix the pâté! One was Bob... and one was duck.
* Sakei stares at Giovanni.
* Giovanni stands and walks to the kitchen, dressed warmly in his bathrobe and mumbles "His name wasn't Bob.. we just call him Bob.."

Sakei: Oops... *Slush*
DDR Machine: Perfect!
Starlight: Eeeew, Sakei. On my new DDR pad? Aaaaah god, all the placenta. And... uuuugh. After-birth too? Sakei! Ah....eeh..Its just everywhere!
Sakei: I didn't kn...! *slip. squish* AH!
DDR Machine: Perfect!

Cray: [LINK] this is 4 Sakei
StarlightRocket: :D
Cray: for those long meetings

Bonny: I fell for the yellow ship. I even believed you when you told me it was really purple. But I KNOW for a FACT there is no such thing as a blue train.

Sakei: O, I have a plan. Such an ingenious plan no woman will ever look at him again.. It's fool proof, and he'll be MINE for EVER!
Jon: And what plan is that?
* Sakei 's lips spread to a twisted grin, her eyes widening psychotically. "I'll make him fat! He already fell for my plan and agreed to dinner tonight. A little extra dash of sugar here, some extra grease there. It's brilliant, I don't know why I didn't think of it before. He'll never leave me again!
* Jon bites her lip and leans back "Wouldn't that just give him a heart attack? And wouldn't you not want him either if he were unattractive?"
Sakei: SILENCE WITH YOUR TECHNICALITIES

Giovanni: *walks into the kitchen and sniffs* Are you making....pot pies?
Sakei: Yes. Yes I am
Giovanni: *smiles wistfully* It reminds me of my mother. And how she never cooked for me.

Madam: SAY IT. I DARE YOU SAY IT.
Giovanni: ...hormones *FLEE*

Madam: Charlotte, what are you doing in my cabinet...
Charlotte: ...Getting you corn ma'am! *holds our a can of corn*
Madam: Get out.

Clover: *moans* I have a caffeine headache. Make me coffee *weakly shoves at Giovanni*
Giovanni: You're MY secretary. You should get ME coffee.
Clover: I neeeeed it! Coffee-hee-eee!
Giovanni: Than get up and GET some.
Clover: I'm on my period! *push push*
* Giovanni cringes

Giovanni: Clover, take a letter
Clover: To who, sir?
Giovanni: I don't care, just busy yourself!
Clover types "Dear Madam... You smell" send

Sakei: *convulses* ITS IN ME I FEEL IT *claws*
Leo: It's just chocolate...
* Giovanni pulls out a handgun and points it at Reiji. "Sorry about being a widow, Sakei."
* Sakei_Sakaki stomps her foot and stands "Goddamn it, haven't I been a widow enough times, father!"
* Giovanni thinks for a moment. "Only twice."

Charlotte: I'm not a lb over 87, I weigh myself every morning.
* Madam_Boss flushes T.T
Madam_Boss: No wonder you look like a boy
* Madam_Boss smiles "No offense, love."
* Charlotte sniffles. "Oh, that's a terrible rumor. Just because I'm a successful, beautiful woman."
Charlotte: How do you handle all those nasty rumors?
* Madam_Boss raises her brow high
Madam_Boss: No one's ever mistaken me as a boy. I'm far too feminine
* Charlotte sighs. "I guess I'll just have to get obese too."
Charlotte: What do you eat?
* Madam_Boss stares at her

* Charlotte walks closer to Madam, stumbling a little "I was told I shouldn't because I'm so small, but I ordered them around and told them to take it." smiles psychotically "Now we're like blood sisters."
* Madam Boss O__O

Cray: Titteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
* Starlight cringes
Cray: ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehssss.

Zyler: Not the REEREE special, the other kind.
* Sakei laughs uncomfortably and backs away.

Bonny: That's rough when even Sakei rejects you.

Crystal: Fine. Then it was nice knowing you, boss.
Giovanni: See, now you're being civil. Now I'd like to spend time with you.
Crystal: .........Goodbye. *exits*

Cray: Is space hot?
Starlight: Of course! Where else do you think we get pineapples from!

* Bonny flails as she is ignored "Hey!"
Giovanni: Yes Bonny, you grunted?
* Bonny grunts ._.

Giovanni: We don't have enough sharpies for your eyebrows.
Sakei_Sakaki: :(

Bonny: I'm not little X(
Bonny: I am BEEFY
Sakei_Sakaki: you mean fat

Giovanni: Yes, talking. They talked long and hard earlier. And in the kitchen as well you say?
* Sakei_Sakaki lets go of Giovanni's tie and folds her arms
* Babylon notes the couch is good.
* Sakei_Sakaki GLARES